Friday, May 15, 2009

Why I'm A Socialist

A. Socialism is the rule NOT the exception
B. Government taking care of problems is better than government ignoring problems.
C. It just sounds fun.
D. I'm not a fascist.

Why I'm A Libertarian

A. People left to their own devices will evolve.
B. I trust my judgment over anyone in public life.
C. Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people.
D. I'm fond of speaking my mind.

Why I'm A Democrat

A. It's the only party left.
B. They've always accepted me as I am.
C. Better picnics than Republicans.
D. Probably some genetic defect.

Why I'm A Pragmatist

A. What a stupid, useless question.

Why I'm A Male Chauvinist

A. If you have to ask, you must be a woman.
B. I'm married.
C. I have two daughters.
D. I'm male.

Why I'm A Secular Progressive

A. Religion is divisive and frankly hurtful.
B. I believe in Freedom.
C. The only way to ensure free religion is to remove it from the public arena.
D. I just like pissing off Bill O'Reilly.


A. 52

DL out.

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