This is the statement I believe George W. received on September 11, 2001. Enjoy!
Dear Mr. Bush,
Due to recent catastrophic events, the following changes have been made to your account:
You know have unlimited credit.
We have lowered your interest rate.
We have enstated "No hassle billing," just pay when you feel like it.
There are now no income requirements, so if you lose revenues, you will not lose your account.
We will extend your credit limit throughout all times of war or financial crisis.
We have set some limitations on your card, however. The following is a list of items that are no longer fundable by our company:
Roads, Bridges, Rail, etc.,
Health Care Expenses,
and any other important programs not mentioned above.
If your card is stolen, call "We-The-People" for a new card. You will be responsible only for the first $5.6 trillion charged while the card is out of your possession.
In the event of your death or unfortunate circumstance, the credit on your account will be transferred to your next of kin (or Dick Cheney, if available).
Enjoy all the benefits of this card, but remember, the American People Credit Company reserves the right to cancel your account at any time. Spend responsibly.
Your Card Information (as it appears):
George W Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Card No. 1107 2000 0911 2001
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